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Sexual Positions Illustrated

I was reading this article on menshealth.com about sexual positions women love but was amazed by the creativity of the illustrations. Take a look at the following images.

Apparently in the picture above, you need to be careful if you dig for oil because your house might catch fire and there will be zero tolerance for crying because a monkey will come and get you? Thank God for the slight help on the description in the article because if it were just for the illustrations we’d all be in “deep” trouble.

Or how about…

I guess if you sucked at geometry your going to need first aid after this one?

Or…

Here you obviously need to shut the fuck up and find the key because she might need to take a shit. No time for sex señor.

By the way, were these illustrations an ode to the Simpsons new movie?

Filed by tony at July 31st, 2007 under Funny, Tips